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Posted on 14th Sep at 9:18 PM, with 5,496 notes

chronicarus:

Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.

Posted on 11th Sep at 11:44 PM, with 1,545 notes
jami-c:

…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NO GRANDPA HOLY SHITWHERE IS YOUR COMPUTERWHAT DO YOU MEAN “IN THE TRASHCAN”
IT’S NOT IN THERE.
WE ARE PUTTING YOU IN A HOME.

jami-c:

…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NO GRANDPA HOLY SHIT
WHERE IS YOUR COMPUTER
WHAT DO YOU MEAN “IN THE TRASHCAN”

IT’S NOT IN THERE.

WE ARE PUTTING YOU IN A HOME.

Posted on 7th Sep at 1:20 AM, with 453,624 notes
buckydixon:

dottyasyouplease:

that tree looks so happy that it is receiving a hug from this child

I AM GROOT

buckydixon:

dottyasyouplease:

that tree looks so happy that it is receiving a hug from this child

I AM GROOT

Posted on 7th Sep at 1:15 AM, with 9,955 notes

robinless:

Spanish has a variety in swearing and a flexibility that I miss in English

I mean yeah sure you can say ”fuck you asshole” to that driver who just cut you but isn’t that a bit lacking in spice when you can lower your window and shout I SHIT ON YOUR DEAD ANCESTORS YOU MALE GOAT SON OF A WHORE (me cago en tus muertos cabrón hijo de puta)

Posted on 7th Sep at 12:59 AM, with 135,327 notes

jencorpsichord:

young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care

Posted on 6th Sep at 9:52 AM, with 227,611 notes

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

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