z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
when you get back to tumblr and something big happened while you were gone
then you try to join in
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.
Is “Bitch I might be” tumblr’s thing of the week then
bitch it might be
HOLY FUCK
I ACTUALLY CANT BREATHE
I LITERALLY JUST HIT REBLOG AND LAUGHED AT MY PHONE FOR A MINUTE OR TWO TRYING YO COMPOSE MYSELF ENOUGH TO TYPE THIS MESSAGE.
ITS BACK
DEAD, FUCKING DEAD.
OH MY GOD
what even,
this is music
this is actually my favourite audio post on tumblr and i’m going to reblog this for the 3rd time
oh
wHY
holy FUCK
hEL[pp
the best fucking vine video ever
